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The Best (Worst) of Vegas Douchebaggery, Episode 4

By MikeE on Monday, 16th November 2009 12:30pm
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If you call yourself a "mogul" and are a jack of all trades, but far from a master of any, you've automatically entered the Hall of Douche. One permanent display is Sean "P. Diddy" Combs.

"Musician", "fashion designer", chode. Tell me he's won a Grammy and I'll challenge him to make a German augmented sixth chord. Tell me the success of his Sean John line of clothes and I'll challenge you to get into XS wearing any of that trash. His d-baggery transcends tattoo inspired clothing to a mind-boggling level where being caught listening, wearing, or drinking (yes, drinking) anything with his name on it is more detestable than a spanking from Christian Audigier himself.

But don't take my word for it. Check out the latest from the Sun.

He's putting his name to a nightclub at Hard Rock called Vanity. Appropriate title for the nuggets of douche scattered throughout the piece:

I'm opening up the club so, you know, thatís pretty big in itself...

And don't forget:

I'm the Black Sinatra...

Wow. I'd say more like a Black Snow.

A licky Boom Boom Doooown!



Comments & Discussion:

Oh please, Snow is much cooler than Diddy. He'd probably be less annoying on Twitter, if he used Twitter. Maybe he does. It's not like anybody would notice.

His album was called "Twelve Inches of Snow," so without banning himself from Wal-Mart he found a way to title his album to tell everyone that he was hung like a pony. What would Diddy use? "A Toilet Full of Diddy"?

funny - Jay-Z also calls himself the black Sinatra. too bad they both aren't good enough to polish Sammy's shoes.


Diddy: "I'd like to thank y'all for...."

Kanye: "Diddy, I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Christian Audigier is one of the best clubs of all time."

@blackjacker - LOL

I once paid a Malaysian hooker for a German augmented sixth chord, too bad she did not have the accent to pull it off.

Note to Diddy. Jay-Z already beat you to the punch to open a place in Vegas, and that place flopped. If Diddy wants to open something in Vegas, maybe he should open an outpost of Justin instead of a nightclub (Vanity? Wouldn't Egotistic be more like it?). A restaurant might have a better shelf life.

Wasn't Vanity one of the chicks that used to be a back-up singer for Prince?

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