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What The Hell Is An iTouch

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 21st October 2009 10:59pm
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This is what happens when a good promo gets botched by an unknowing copywriter/data input clerk.

Hotel32, the luxury insurance settlement on the top floor of Monte Carlo, is touting a "FREE ITOUCH PROMOTION." What the hell is an iTouch? I touch you freely when you stay in my hotel?

Hotel32 iTouch

Yeah yeah yeah, they probably mean iPod touch, but never once is the word iPod mentioned in the promo. Secondly, the promo code for those who can't book online is "IPHONE32". iPhone Touch? What the hell is that?

The first sentence there is a real doozy as well...

We have the perfect thing to make you really feel like a celebrity?

Are you asking me or telling me? Yikes. Looks like they've been taking grammar lessons from me.



Comments & Discussion:

I'm surprised the HOTEL32's website has not been updated..?. No floorplans, no "real' photos....

I see people calling it an iTouch all the time... and since I'm an anal crazy person, it bothers the crap outta me.

iTouch sounds like some sort of adult toy if you know what I mean (Cue the Divinyls).

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