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If Caesar Could Talk...

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 15th July 2009 1:37pm
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Caesar Statue Vegas

If this Caesar could talk, what would he say?

(see The Dickies should you need inspiration.)



Comments & Discussion:

Why the hell is there a fucking "ultralounge" here?

God.....Criss Angel has a show here now? If only I could run away.....

"Stop eating my salad"

"Seriously? Right over there? A freaking Ferris wheel?"

Jesus, how big is this fucking place? And how do I get out of this mall?

Move my statue from looking at donnie and marie and give me a pool view at least!

"All those who want us to bring back 3:2 Blackjack and full pay Video Poker please raise your hand."

Partake ye in the loosest slots in town

Hey Donnymac, who carries about loose slots, give me the loose women instead.

Et tu, Harrah's Entertainment, Inc.?

"Uh..hello? Is the name-change from Harrah's Entertainment to Caesars Entertainment still happening? Hello? ANYONE?!!!"

You mean, we can't walk around naked anymore? This is an outrage!

Someone got some deodorant I can use? Degree, Speed Stick...Anything? Seriously, it's fucking hot out here!

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, can you lend me an ear. I just crapped out at the tables and I need to borrow a C note to try to win my chariot and the coliseum back from the barbarians that run this place."

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.....


"Sorry - I mean 'Chariot!' "

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