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Is That an Obelisk in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

By MikeE on Tuesday, 30th June 2009 10:05am
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Luxor Sphynx Makeup

Oh, how things have changed. I stayed with my family at Luxor New Year's Day, 1994. I even remember my dad complaining about how expensive the $19 promotion was (love you dad!).

I rode the indoor river ride thingy, spoke to the talking camels, and remember the crowds in the two-story arcade gathering around Mortal Kombat II on the big screen because this eleven-year-old twerp knew all the fatalities.

But I'm not complaining because Luxor marketed to me then and they're marketing to me now... only this time, it's blatantly raunchy.

In what might be the most interesting casino offer ever to stream into my inbox, Luxor is hosting a "Singles in Sin City" weekend. With extras including free entry into the nightclubs, complimentary cabanas, and bottle service, Luxor is looking to put the "sphinx" back in "sphincter".

If you lack confidence and aren't sure you'll get any kind of action out of this deal, your best bet is "The Player" package which comes with one complimentary in-room porno. And in all seriousness, it's not a bad rate considering the amenities - $170 for the weekend.

If you're single and want to go home telling your friends that you got laid in an inclinator, then this is the offer for you.



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 parchedearth posted on Tuesday, 30th June 2009 - 1:59 pm

This offer caught my attention too. I actually think this is a good promotion and fits what Luxor does best. I will be interested to see if they repeat this offer.
Some of the options include a $100 bottle at the casino bar - Liquidity. The offer doesn't mention club entry. It sounds like the singles party is at the pool.



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