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Return of The Attack of The Revenge of The Living Dead Celebutards

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 29th June 2009 1:43pm
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Hooray!! The economy must be feeling better, the celebutards are back in full force, doing what they do at all the hot joints in town, for a fee.

Wow!!! a whole family of people that we are supposed to give a shit about partying at Pure and picking up money orders from Caesars Palace.

Awesome!!!! Actress Lindsay Lohan showed up at MGM Grand's Wet Republic pool to collect her birthday check.

Reminder to all eligible casinos: maximize your 2009 celebutard budget by hiring a non-celeb of higher than average IQ - me. The bidding is still open for those interested in having the honor of hosting Chuck's 40th Birthday blowout, which is guaranteed to create more Vegas related internet buzz than any and all of the above combined among people who actually give a shit about visiting Las Vegas.



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I would be interested in how much they are currently getting. Someone like LiLo would have gotten $100k 2 years ago. I bet now she is only getting a nominal fee ($10k), cabana, drinks, publicity, room, bathing suits, and travel. Still it's alot for us normal people. Her PR rep probably has to do a fair amount of work to piece these things together.

We can shave our backs at the Riviera pool in honour of your 40th!



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