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By Chuckmonster on Friday, 19th June 2009 1:06pm
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The other conundrum in a hair helmet - Wayne Fucking Newton is back on the road and wagging his chin at local reporters again. This time WFN discusses Wayne Newton (the guy), Wayne Newtons (the impersonators) Wayne Newton (the bandleader) and "Wayne Newton" the tv/movie character.

When I portray myself, I have to make sure I'm not doing something that "Wayne Newton" wouldn't do. It's strange because "Wayne Newton" almost becomes a separate entity in those situations, like a third party.

Oh Wayne, how we love the supreme complexity that is you and "Wayne Fucking Newton".



Comments & Discussion:

is it wrong that i hope ol' wayne gets hit by a bus?

Where can I find Wayne Newton souveniers? Seriously, I searched Vegas high and low when I was out there last time and not one Wayne Newton anything anywhere.........I'd love to find a Wayne Newton impersonator. I'm at work on a Saturday...sitting here staring at my picture with the Elvis impersonators from 2006.

I remember my first trip to Vegas back in '04, walking past the hair salon at the Riv, and one of the stylists looked like old school WFN, porn 'stache and all.

i HATE wayne f'n newton.

He should call himself (the real him) Nayne Wooton, to avoid any confusion.

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