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Grand Theft Casino : MGM Grand

By Chuckmonster on Saturday, 2nd May 2009 3:58am
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A lone gunman knocked off a High Limit Slots cashier at MGM Grand yesterday morning and managed to escape from the monolithic green monster by foot, hop onto a motorcycle and vanish into thin air.

Seriously? Escape from MGM Grand? On foot? That place is hyooooge! In a best case scenario, it takes about 45 minutes to leave MGM Grand, chop that in half if you're running from the cops.

Nick from Las Vegas Casino Deathwatch explains MGM Grand perfectly:

Any place where I need to pick a bivouac spot between check-in and my room is bad news in my book. How much extra to rent the sherpas?

I truly doubt that I'm the only one who is itching to know the secrets behind this gangster's MGM Grand exit strategy - it could very well be the holy grail of all MGM Grand tourist tips.

If you have an inkling or a theory, please share.



Comments & Discussion:

In the GTA theme, I offer the theory that he used a cheat code to eliminate his wanted level, then when he left the MGM, he hopped onto a FCX-900 and hightailed it to his safe house, where he was able to save his progress.

It's probably a publicity stunt.

that's an impossible feat. this guy sounds better than Danny Ocean

If this was GTA Vice City he would've escaped on a Faggio.

is there a pay n spray inside mgm grand?

Maybe he's just an angry MGM stockholder wanting his money back...hahaha

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