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Jell-O CityCenter Status Update

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 21st April 2009 3:45pm
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Jello Vegas

We've assembled a team of the worlds finest Jell-O architects to help us design and engineer a sustainable revision of the future - Jell-O City Center.

The first round of discussion has been centered around materials and coming up with a construction plan that will take into account the difficulty of this undertaking - structurally and financially.

We have decided that the materials will be Berry flavored Jell-O, mixed at double strength for support and to counteract the effects of alcohol in the mixture.

The deciding upon the right process of building a Jell-O CityCener is a process unto itself. As we see it, our options are two : fashion molds of each structure in the Jell-O CityCenter and assemble them for final display/consumption, or sculpt the entire structure from a gigantic block of super thickened Jell-O using exacto knife and a creme brulee torch.

We have toyed with the idea of doing a handful of 'proofs' - building other iconic Las Vegas structures to see how structurally sound and sculpt-able different mixture densities will be. We hope to break ground on two of these prototypes this weekend, weather permitting (its 90 degrees here, not optimal conditions for mounting a Jell-O erection.)

If you have any suggestions, or tips about Jell-O-architecture please leave them in the comments below.



Comments & Discussion:

This is an heroic effort on your part. My suggestion, check with the local strip clubs. They have been using jello for wrestling matches for years. You'll need to do some on site research.

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