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Ruffin Takes Over TI, Installs Mechanical Bull

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 20th March 2009 1:49am
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Chock* to the brim with cash from the vault, MGMMirage's armored cars have driven away, leaving the keys to the spiffy shiny brand new third hand pirate booty palace Treasure Island to Phil Ruffin, former owner of the semi-recently deceased New Frontier.

Simultaneously, a van pulled up to TI's loading dock, where a large crate was unloaded and wheeled to a vacant section of the casino floor about 40 yards north of where the High Limit lounge is located. Armed with crowbars and a small forklift, workers unloaded the original New Frontier mechanical bull, a small plastic kiddie pool and 15 bags of 'wrestling mud.' Ten minutes later, sign up sheets for the mechanical bull were printed and passed around and the entire ladies mud wrestling bracket was filled. One informant says that the first 'dirty girl' to sign up looked a helluva lot like the soon to be former Mrs. Wynn.

So, it's done. MGM Mirage has handed over the keys of Treasure Island to Phil Ruffin. I'm sure we're not alone in wondering what he eventually decides to do with the joint.

* With exception to the previous paragraph, this entire post is fiction.



Comments & Discussion:

Country western pirate sex!!! Yes!!!!
"Yee hawwarrrgg!"

Personally, I hope he sends the Sirens of TI to Davy Jones' Locker and brings the old pirate battle back.....

Maybe he'll bring Gilley's back, replacing that Christian Audigier douchebag-a-rama. Have the (former) Sirens of TI mud wrestle there.

I have to say that it is weird to look at the website and it not have the MGM-Mirage links on the bottom of the page. From the way it looks, the TI name may be eventually on the way out and the Treasure Island name being returned to its' rightful place.

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