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The Across The Street From Paris Hilton
The long, strange saga of the Cosmopolitan has taken yet another peculiar turn. Current owners Deutsche Bank, who accidentally opted into this German engineering nightmare the moment it agreed to lend money to a guy named Eichner, have agreed to partner with Hilton Hotels Corporation and re-name the joint....
(drum roll please.... louder.... no that's too loud... perfect...)
The Denizen
Toot Toot! I'm 100% percent sure that the true beauty of the name is lost on the Hilton Heads... Denizen = Den O' Sin? Not bad, kinda clever... but not particularly inspirational.
Of course when it comes to a name, we feel that they seem to have forgotten to look right under their noses. And our suggestion for Cosmos new name?
(drum roll please.... louder.... louder... add double kick drums a la Slayer... \m/_)
The Across The Street From Paris Hilton
Talk about missed opportunity!!! Instant worldwide recognition and gushing press coverage! Guaranteed to be booked solid for a year! Everybody knows where it is! And it's already well known that that the back door is always open and the service totally sucks... like way.
Chuck 1, Hilton 0
Check please.

The Great Roger Thomas
You're MEGAFIRED(tm)!
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Yeah like her making a club here in Orlando called Club Paris....it lasted about a year....then they decided to kick her off of it because she didn't make appearances like she said she would. It's still there...I think....but now its themed after the city of Paris instead of Ms. Hilton. ::barfs::
Genius.
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