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Update: Las Vegas Advisor : Pornslapper or Pimp?

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 28th January 2009 2:07am
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The latest Las Vegas Advisor spam features a curious note at the tail end: their deal slingin' newsletter this month features a coupon for a brothel.

Hrm. Coupons for brothels. Isn't that pornslappage? Oh A-Curt, behave.

I guess if you need to get some and don't have the skills to score or scratch to pay to ditch that itch, it's great to know that good ol' LVA is more than happy to make a love connection between your balls and your bank account.

All of which raises numerous questions:

1) What exactly is the coupon for? 2 for 1? Buy the tip and get the rod 1/2 price? 50/50 50% off? Bring a friend and eat Family Style?

2) Would you trust any brothel that accepts coupons?

3) Is there any refund, should coital visions of A-Curt cause equipment failure?

If anyone out there is a member the LVA newsletter thingy, and manages gets a copy of this brothel coupon, can you please please please please send it to us, we're dying to read the fine print.

Update: Thanks to the numerous folks who sent us the text of the brothel blurb... evidently LVA isn't pimping brothel coupons but instead mentioning that a brothel has put coupons in the local CityLife newspaper. How about that for misleading spamvertising - they make it seem like they're giving away discounts on poontang if you sign up for their newsletter!



Comments & Discussion:

Wonder if the brothel will make the LVA Top Ten list of values?

Maybe the coupon is for a free bus ride to Pharump or whatever town it is that has the closest legal brothel to Las Vegas.

Free venerial disease with the purchase of any service.
(I know, I know, they get tested blah blah blah)

"There's no 'I' in team, but there's two in Syphilis" -Jimmy Norton

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