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By Chuckmonster on Thursday, 22nd January 2009 10:44pm
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The charming Jody (from Canoga Park) sent us this lovely letter minutes ago, which surely deserves a response:

From: jody

Comments: do you realize how fucking hard this website is on the eyes? this black background bullshit with light colored lettering. what a joke.

Dear Jody,

Black is the night where
Lights buzz and flicker
On canvas of mystery filled with
Whimsical playful joy
Maybe someday satisfied will be the
Eggheaded, opinionated and in need of glasses: Joe D.

- -

The power of the Google tells us that "Jody" is a guy, lives in Vancouver, is a cop, participates in erotic instant messaging with strangers, plays poker, takes flying lessons, uses Yahoo and - because we care about his delicate eyes - has been relieved of the possibility of accidentally visiting our site again.

Why? Because I'm the fucking boss, that's why. And I'd much rather do something productive than deal with complainers and asshats who lack basic adult-level communication skills. It is truly amazing how quickly and easily you can ban the IP address of default moto assholes.



Comments & Discussion:

Dear Jody,

I hear that the porn industry is the main economic factor in Canoga Park. Are you employed in this lucrative industry?


PS turn the brightness down on your monitor take 1/2 a valium and it will all be fine

You mean you didn't want to accomodate Jody's request and make yellow text on a red background?

how can the most easily read combo of white on black be "hard on the eyes"? Asshat indeed. reminds me of Mel Brooks from History of the World - "It's good to be the king"

Yeah you should've done a lemon yellow background with a white font.
Was this guy on Dateline's "To Catch a Predator?"

What better to bring Vegas ideas to the table than neon color on black. Your poem says it all. Ya can't please em all all the time.

Props, Chuckmonster. That was by far the best comeback I've seen in a long time. I bet he stays at Circus Circus when he visits Vegas and thinks that Encore sucks.

ignore him...theres nothing wrong with this site. It's perfect the way it is.

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