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Saranwrapicus Maximus

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 13th January 2009 5:17pm
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Caesars Octavius Tower

It hasn't even opened, or even been completed, yet the tea readers at Harrah's have opted to engage in pre-emptive mothballage of the Caesars Octavius tower - Saranwrapicus Maximus!

The good news is that now there is something ominous at Caesars that has more plastic work done than Cher. Let's hope the wrap=portage of the tower will be tighter than Ms. Cherilyn Sarkisian's cooch. We don't want any vermin to get in thar now do we? *ahem* Warren Beatty, Sonny Bono, Gregg Allman, David Geffen, Gene Simmons, Les Dudek, Eric Stoltz, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Rob Camiletti, Josh Donen, Richie Sambora, Eric Clapton, Mark Hudson, Elvis Presley, Ricky Martin, Ray Liotta, Matt Dillon, John Heard, John Loeffler, Toby Anstis, Ron Dugay, the 76 Jets Offensive line, 1/8th the population of Macon, GA circa 78, the Stones' 1981,88 & 91 road crew etc. *ahem*.

P.S. They don't call him Loveman for nuthin. Huh Grrrrry?


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SARANWRAPICUS MAMIMUS!!! hahahahaha, thats better than fail-closure from the cosmo story...

Les Dudek? Really? Guess Judge Jones never gave him a break.

This sounds like a job for Christo and Jeanne-Claude

Christo could use a real job. It might keep him out of the canyons and rivers for a while.

funny , but i don't understand . what are they doing at Caesers?

the octavius tower will be completed, but mothballed due to lack of demand in the current economy.

Chuck, I thought they were going to finish the outside, but leave the inside unfinished. I don't know if this means no sheetrock, lights, toilets, etc., or no carpet and furniture. You got any info?

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