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Step Into The SkyMall

By Chuckmonster on Wednesday, 3rd December 2008 11:06pm
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If you're like me, it probably takes about a week or so for the tryptophan haze to subside enough to engage in holiday shopping. If you're like me (lazy) you probably wait until the last minute to do your holiday shopping... online no less. If you're like me, there is only one online destination wherein you can find gifts suitable for giving... SkyMall.com.

As a service to our readers, we're happy to present our 2008 SkyMall Holiday Shopping Guide, containing a fascinating assortment of quality gifts that are guaranteed to astonish and amaze the loved ones in your life. Without further adieu... it's time to step into the SkyMall.

Who knew that you can book Las Vegas Hotel Rooms via SkyMall? We didn't. Based on the omni-presence of Vegas.com schwag throughout the SkyMall catalog (here, here, here, here, here and here) we can guess that the giant red arrow folks will fulfill your room reservation. Riviera, Palms Place, Stratosphere and even Wynn Las Vegas are available.

The gambler(s) on your xmas list will jump out of their t-shirt when they open an 8 Deck Blackjack Shoe which they can play on a floating blackjack table. Chances are, they'll hop right into their miniature helicopter (after bedecking it with holiday truck antlers) and head straight to the nearest casino. Don't worry, they'll know when to leave early enough to be home in time for Maine Lobster Party dinner with the help of a StarTrek Musical Watch. Unless all that hot dogging uses up all the gas, in which case they might have to put their autographed photo of KISS up on The eBay to rustle up enough cash. If they don't make it home in time, be sure to remind them what their priorities are, and how teamwork, leadership and Wonder Woman-like persistence are the recipes for happiness and success.

Are you like me?



Comments & Discussion:

The mini-helicopter gave me flashbacks to that damn mission in GTA: Vice City. I bet it took me 25 tries to succeed, and enough angst to put me three years closer to a stroke.

You and i must've been separated at birth. I had the same nightmarish problem with those missions, and the same physiological reaction.

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