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By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 18th November 2008 5:36am
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Dear Penthouse,

Hi, my name is Randy and this is the first time I've ever written to Penthouse Forum. I had an experience the other night that you just wouldn't believe. Last Saturday night while finishing up a tricky piece of javascript for the Encore Grand opening weekend project, my iPhone started buzzing in the front pocket of my very tight trousers. When I looked at the screen, I saw who it was : "Blocked"... I took the call with a simple "hello."

The female stranger on the other end of the line spoke in a sexy, mysterious, Eartha Kitt as Catwoman tone... "Well... helloh. are you busy?" Instantaneously, I felt a lump, growing in my throat but managed to crack out a timid response "uh... no, not really." "Goot... I neeeeeed you to do something for me" she purred... as a delicate bossanova version of Accept's 'Balls To The Wall' seeped through the other end of the phone. "And I need you do to it... right.......... now." "I'll do anything you ask..." I stammered. "That's a good boy... can you put the wet clothes in the dryer?"

Click.

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I tell you that lousy story to tell you this even worse one:

FACT: Upon hearing the news that Penthouse Magazine CEO Marc Bell is interested in purchasing a casino in Las Vegas, the Stratosphere grew two inches! See?

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