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It's Not A Massage, It's Casino'ssage!

By Chuckmonster on Sunday, 31st August 2008 2:24pm
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Casinossage Casino Massage

It's not a massage. It's a Casino'ssage.

Next time you are stuck on a blackjack table filled with ballless jerks who downright refuse to hit soft 16s, counteract their rubbing you the wrong way - not by getting up and leaving the table as you should - but by calling on the healing hands of Casino'ssage to rub you the right way.

Formerly an amenity reserved for humans whose arms have fused to a poker table, Casino'ssage is available for any and all who are too lazy or too lucky to want to get up and walk it off.

Casino'ssage is currently available for casino slugs at Bally's Las Vegas, MGM Grand and Las Vegas Hilton. A special penetrating deep heat via welding casino'ssage is available at Monte Carlo.

Not exactly sure how they're going to pull off a happy ending with the security cameras and stuff.



Comments & Discussion:

I always just get DonnyMac to rub my back after hours and hours of gambling.... looks a little dirty cause it is

Does DonnyMac also give you a happy ending or do you have to pay extra for that?

I gonna let him answer that (our financial agreements are private, and probably somewhat illegal....)

Happy endings are always included! And a beer and a cigar as well.

T.M.I. guys, T.M.I.


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