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Criss Angel Doesn't Look So Hot

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 14th July 2008 4:57pm
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The Las Vegas Visitors and Convention Authority (the folks behind the slogan and visitlasvegas.com) have announced a new ULTIMAGE (sic) VEGAS ESCAPE SWEEPSTAKES. Three lucky winners will win tickets to Criss Angel BELIEVE's opening, party at Paul Oakenfold's Perfecto Las Vegas, meet Wayne Brady, Blue Man Group or the Jersey Boys plus dining and a dozen or so other prizes. The press release with all of the details about prize packages is here, or you can skip the reading and enter the contest here (or here for our Canadian friends.)

Tacked onto the end of the press release was a link to some video bumpers (Windows Media only) pimping Las Vegas and parts of the contest. One of the participants in the video, about 1/2 way through it, is Criss Angel himself, sporting a bikini top and looking like... well... a little worse than rough. Here's a screencap:

criss angel looking beatdown

» watch it (Windows Media only)

Could Mr. Angel's strenuous and pressure filled schedule causing him to crack? Could there be another reason? Usually, when folks start cross dressing, hiding their eyes from light and acting erratically, there's a pretty good chance they're on some kind of opiate, possibly the big horse. However drug users generally don't work out, which Mr. Angel appears to be doing, based on the size of his muscle boobs. Maybe Angel and Carrot Top have been hitting the gym together. Who knows.

The fact of the matter is, that he looks like hell in this video... and I'm shocked his 'people' or MGM Mirage approved it for release.



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Maybe it's not opiates. Could be long term stimulant use? Can you say amphetamines?

Everytime I see him the whole area around his eyes are black. Like he never sleeps or something. He looks like hell all the time, except for when he's out on public it's all covered in makeup. He's so gross.

Jesus H, he looks like hell. Thats what happends when you do too many drugs and make deals with a man with horns and cloven hoof...

Maybe he's preparing to play Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the local midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

this is fucked up criss takes very good care of his body and he has mire to show for than any of you assholes quit being haters. and he probably hasn't gotten much rest because of his busy schedule at least he has a Fuckin work ethic and made something of himself unlike any of you. I have respect for him he's done well

allieRum posted: "this is fucked up criss takes very good care of his body and he has mire (sic) to show for than any of you assholes quit being haters. and he probably hasn't gotten much rest because of his busy schedule at least he has a Fuckin (sic) work ethic and made something of himself unlike any of you. I have respect for him he's done well"

That doesn't change the fact that his show sucks. P.S. - On your next post, please remember to punctuate and spell properly. Thank you and have a nice day.

How awesome, Cris Angel fanatics have found VT. I love crazy stalkers of c level celebrities that defend their 'stars' like his very own mom would. Although that would be kind of weird wouldn't it AllieRum for like you to be Chris' mom, ultimately that probably wouldn't work for you.

Holy thread bump Batman......

Who gives a s#@&!

I love our readers, if not only for the fact that they are all literate and defend proper grammar. It really brings a tear to my eye. Long live the English language. May you all prosper and populate the land!

^^ I sleep with a dog-eared copy of "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" under my pillow.



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