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Give That Man A Klondike Bar

By Chuckmonster on Sunday, 1st June 2008 12:13am
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Klondike For Sale

The LVRJ is reporting that the jokers who own the pile of dirt formerly known as the Klondike Casino are having some problems raising capital to build a new casino resort on the site and are pitching the property to potential partners or buyers.

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Uh... no shit?

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One of the selling points they're dangling in front of potential buyers is the ability for high rollers to valet park their 'private aircraft' at the back entrance of the runway adjacent property then stroll inside to gamble huge sums of money.

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 RockChickX51 posted on Monday, 2nd June 2008 - 5:32 am

They need to re-build the casino, have that valet jet park (which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard) then make games like they had in Vegas Vacation. Pick-A-Hand, Pick A # Between 1 and 10, Which Shell is the Ball Under?



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