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Note To Self: Don't Retrieve Bag Full Of Meth At Casino Lost And Found
How many times have you bounced from a bank of of Crystal Sevens slot machines to realize that you left your Players Club card stuck in it. Tons.
How many times have you bounced from a bank of Crystal Sevens slot machines to realize that you left your bag containing a grip of crystal meth, three knives, a digital scale, some jewelry and your blood pressure meds (which technically aren't yours)? Probably never.
Its worth sending up this little precautionary notice, that if you are planning on carrying concealed weaponry, a few satchels of snoot, pie or nanj, a plethora of non-prescribed Prozac or Plavix and you happen to uh... leave it somewhere by accident... consider cutting bait before heading to casino security lost and found to pick it up.
Fire up the MasterCard, it's time to do the Crystal Math:
Cost of replacing lost snoot : $300
Bail bond for multiple felonies : $40,000
Cost of skating free from this fumble + not being hot boxed for other outstanding warrants : you know it... m.f. priceless.
You'd think this would be common sense, but apparently Crystal Meth does weird things to peoples brainseses as well as their choppers.

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