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Castro : A City Ruled By The Logic Of Roulette

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 22nd February 2008 2:22pm
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In a weird response to current Presidential candidates reactions to the news of Fidel Castro's retirement announcement, the former Cuban dictator offered his opinion about Las Vegas, via a weekly column translated by the Miami Herald.

Take it away Fidel:

At this moment, I turn to the adversary. I enjoyed observing the embarrassing position of all the presidential candidates in the United States. One by one, they found themselves forced to proclaim their immediate demands to Cuba, so as not to alienate a single voter. It was as if I were a Pulitzer Prize winner questioning them on CNN [alluding to Wolf Blitzer, moderator of the CNN Las Vegas Debates] about the most delicate political (even personal) issues from Las Vegas, a city ruled by the logic of the roulette and a place any candidate for the presidency needs to visit.

Well Fidel, roulette is incredibly logical, particularly if you're the house, which 'Las Vegas' is. Step aside comrade, let us show you how it's done.



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