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Pornslapper Comes in 11th Place in South Carolina Primary

By Chuckmonster on Saturday, 26th January 2008 5:35pm
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Our presidential candidate Pornslapper has pulled out the unthinkable - a surprising 11th place victory in today's Democratic South Carolina primary.

From the AP:

Barely a week since receiving the endorsement of the editors of VegasTripping.com, new candidate Pornslapper has pulled off a miraculous 11th place showing in the South Carolina Democratic Primary. When asked for comment outside of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville watering hole at the Flamingo Las Vegas, Pornslapper only smiled, and snapped more cards into the hands of poontang loving tourists.

Former President Bill Clinton, speaking outside of Clinton campaign headquarters in Charleston, SC had this to say about Pornslapper's meteoric rise in the polls. "Pornslapper is a man of the people. He's always had a great track record at delivering on his promises - GIRLS, direct to you, 24 hours a day. However Pornslapper's quest for the Presidency is a fairy tale that will soon come to a close."

Winner of the South Carolina primary, Senator Barack Obama from Illinois had this to say "The people decided to roll the dice here in South Carolina, and this time they decided that they believe that working for change, philosophically, is a better bet than working for change, literally."

Learn more about Pornslapper's 2008 candidacy.



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