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Yet Another Dancing With The Wayne Review

By Chuckmonster on Thursday, 24th January 2008 1:14am
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The Prancing With The Stars tour brought its dog and pony show to Jacksonville, Florida this week and once again our hero Wayne Fucking Newton was singled out for his exceptional performances.

Then there was Newton, Mr. Las Vegas. He was voted off during season three and isn't dancing on this tour. He is singing, though. I've read that his voice his going, but those reports are incorrect. It's gone. He was hoarse, scratchy and didn't spend much time in key. The band could hide him during Johnny B. Goode, but on Moon River, he was out there on his own - and it wasn't pretty.

The parade of bad reviews of Wayne's DWTS performances, coupled with his increasingly sporadic engagements in Las Vegas beg the question... is Wayne Newton finished? Never would we have thought that the luster would recede from Wayne's finely shellacked pompadour, nor can we envision a Las Vegas where the name Wayne Newton isn't plastered on the marquee of one of its many casinos. OMG... could this really be... ahem... the end?

Excuse me... I've got to go get some kleenex, I've got something in my eye. Really.



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