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Todays Hate Mail Bag

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 8th January 2008 3:30pm
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Due to Norm!'s shout out of the Trippies, the results have made it onto the Criss Angel fan boards and the hate mail - as expected - has begun to flood in. Here's a one we found particularly interesting from someone named Virginia:

You're a bunch of jealous, brainless idiots! F-you big time! And the asinine Norm floats his boat in the same toilet! F-him bigger time! You all suck!

Allow us to respond.

Dear Virginia,
We don't hate Criss Angel or think he's a no-talent jerk, we actually think he isn't the best fit in the Celebutard scene. We're all down with scoring some hot tail, and give him said props for doing so... he is quite cute and thexy (not a misspelling). I do agree with you, we are brainless idiots, and are extremely jealous of your ability to point out our short comings. Finally, as Captain of our Toilet Yacht, I can firmly state - with notarized confirmation from our local Ty-D-Bowl man that we've never seen Norm! boating in our bowl... I believe he's moored two two stalls over.



Comments & Discussion:

Who's in the stall in between? Larry Craig? tappity tap tap.....

Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Some website's picking on our hero! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Life sucks, get a helmet!

Cris Angel has fans?

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