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Merry Christmas From Your Friends At VegasTripping

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 24th December 2007 5:43am
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Gather 'round kids..its time for our annual sing-a-long.

Plowing thru my dough,
At a game of Let It Ride
O'er the felt they go,
All my chips, bye bye

Bells on slots they ring,
Making hopes fly high
What fun it is to cheer and curse
Blazing 7 machines tonight

Jingle Bells Wayne Newton Smells
Buffet serves week old eggs
The monorail has lost its wheel
Left my pants at Mandalay

OH! Jingle Bells My Room Smells
Just pawned my wooden leg
Barfed beer off the Stratosphere
Rained down on the Valet

(and for the ladies)

A Day or Two ago
Playing Blackjack at The Nug
I lost the stake I had
I've got a Jacks or Better bug

So I headed to Trop
In a skirt and skimpy top
Stroked the leg of a well heeled man
In exchange for stuff at Forum Shops

OHHHH... Jingle Bells The Plaza smells
I like Teller more than Penn
Megabucks at Bellagio sucks
Wheel o' Fortune? Screwed again

Jingle bells, the Wynn is swell
And the room service arrives on time
But I'm beaten down somewhere downtown
With only 10 bucks left of play

(everybody now)

In the city they call Sin
The Mayor He Loves His Gin
I guess I'll walk to MGM
Dodge pornslappers again

Will I tell my friends
When this trip comes to an end
I was a hot tub toy for Siegfried and Roy
Criss Angel - he joined in!

OHHHH... Jingle Bells The Plaza smells
I like Teller more than Penn
Megabucks at the LuXor sucks
Wheel o' Fortune? Screwed again

Jingle bells, the Wynn is swell
Room Service arrives on time
But I'm beaten down somewhere downtown
With only 10 bucks left of play



Maxine Credits, the Christmas Pug

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except Wayne Newton's toupee... and the little elves that make sure neon lights on Vegas Vickie's leg work right. And Santa, that drunk fuck who not only drank all the eggnog but all of the scotch too. Bastard.

Anyhoo... We and ours would like to wish you and yours a very merry Christmas. And we mean that from the bottom of our sarcastic little hearts. Have a safe and wonderful holiday.



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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all the VT staff and readers. May you all hit the jackpot of your dreams in 2008!!

don



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