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Coffee, Tea, Me?

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 5th November 2007 4:05am
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If you like your Cafe Americano, half-caf, half-soy and extra extra hot, as in half-naked hot, you've got a new coffee house to visit next time you go to Vegas.

Vegas coffee vendor Sexxpresso is offering their patrons the ability to have a side order of voyeurism with their morning cup of joe. Baristas at Sexpresso (all women) squeeze your cups while wearing sexy lingerie.

The Strip Podcast blog hit this story the other day, with Steve describing Sexxpresso as "Starbucks + Hooters." Lingerie is a little bit further than orange hot pants so we'll say "Spearmint Rhino + It's A Grind." It's A Grind could be substituted for 'Peets' coffee if their grind is any good, or maybe Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf if their grind is a little salty. Chances are their coffee stinks, if it were any good Sexxpresso wouldn't have to resort to such buffoonery. Let us know how their cup is.

Sexxpresso is located at 670 East Flamingo Road, about two blocks east of Paradise. Here's a map.

One has to wonder how long it will be before a Sexxpresso patron is caught beating their meat while waiting for their cup of joe, a la Ronnie McGorvey from the Academy Award nominated film Little Children (featuring an Oscar nominated performance of a child molester by Jackie Earle Haley). We'll keep an eye on the police blotter for ya.



Comments & Discussion:

It is interesting that the location is only a block or two from UNLV. I wonder how many of the young lady baristas are UNLV coeds?I will be in Las Vegas on Friday, so I will have to stop by and get a first hand look.

don't forget to send in some pix for the rest of us losers who aren't in vegas!

At least it's not another Starbucks......

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