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Wayne F. Newton Ill, Cancels Canadian Shows

By Chuckmonster on Thursday, 25th October 2007 12:06am
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A very sad note today about our dear friend Wayne F. Newton. Apparently, Mr. Las Vegas has had to cancel two shows at the River Cree Resort and Casino in Edmonton, Canada due to illness.

Rumor has it that at the previous evening's performance, the stage monitor mixes accidentally had his voice coming out of them and it made WFN nauseous, to the point of buking up a plate of fries while perusing out board motors at the Canadian Tire over by the airport (untrue).

Another source told us that Wayne is having sympathy pains for fellow child singing icon, Marie Osmond, who passed out onstage during a taping of Dancing With The (Former) Stars (untrue).

Most likely, Wayne got a hold of the B.C. super skunk / Northern Lights strain that's been making the rounds up in Vancouver and it put a large dent in his hair helmet and he's got to get it hammered out at Sturgeon Auto Body up on Rayborn (untrue). It is harvest season after all (true).

We're going to pass around a get well card for Wayne, so make sure you don't let him see it while its going around the office (untrue).



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