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Note To Self: Don't Chance Hypothermia While Announcing Opening of P-Ho Mall

By Chuckmonster on Monday, 21st May 2007 1:43am
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Magician Nathan Burton, whom some of you may remember from The Entertainer reality TV show (starring Wayne Fucking Newton) announced a few weeks ago that he will entrap himself in an "M" shaped block of ice with a bunch of show girls.

Why would Mr. Burton do such a silly stunt? Well... to hype the rebranding of the Miracle Mile shops at Planet Hollywood - hence the "M" yo. We're all for resorting to silly gags and other pranks to get attention, so... you go Nathan. Will Nathan's bail from the ice if his hot dog gets frostbite on the nub? will Mayor Goodman stop buy and pour Bombay and Tonic on him? Will the Russian guys from ICE skate down from the Riviera to do tricks on the M shaped half pipe? Will WFN show up and make another of his vague comments of support to his former protege?

Stay tuned!



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Bombay and Tonic... BOMBAY AND TONIC!!!

Will Sigfried and Roy bring a white tiger over to melt the ice with his pee? Will Penn put Teller in a giant T filled with ice and sharks? Will magic hack Rick Thomas be there begging for spare change since the Stardust closed? Will "The Hasslehoff" lie around licking the new sidewalk in a Colt 45 and Fatburger fueled coma?
So many questions?

A real crime was committed here: hand farting should have gotten top billing.



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