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Carmen Electra Short Circuits, Pamela Anderson To Join Planet Ho Show - Borat Bee Lines to Vegas

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 27th April 2007 12:18am
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Soft porn model Carmen Electra short circuited last week during rehearsals for the upcoming "Beauty of Magic" show starring Hans Klok at Planet Ho(llywood). Norm Clark at the R-J reported that Ms. Electra-Navarro had numerous hissyfits and breakdowns during last weeks final preperations for the show. Not that anyone is surprised - she's about as stable as a table made of jello. Whether or not Ms. Electra was tick-tocked off at Klok is anybodys guess.

In keeping with the P-Ho theme, Mr. Klok hasn't snoozed on finding a replacement for Ms. Electra. The new "Beauty" is Ms. Pamela Anderson Lee Anderson Rock Anderson Rock Anderson (Lee?), the bodaciously enhanced Baywatch alumni known as CJ Parker. Ms. A-L-A-R-A-R-A (L?) joins soon to be departing David Hassellhoff in the Las Vegas Entertainment Pantheon of Highly Talented People currently performing in Las Vegas

To announce the deal, Pam jumped out of a cardboard box at P-Ho's Extra Lounge. After making her appearance, Ms. Anderson said "My kids are going to love this, this is my dream of being a Vegas showgirl come true."

In related news, Borat Sagdiev, roving reporter from Kazahkstan, is reportedly en route to Las Vegas in hopes of having receiving hand-relief from Ms. Anderson or Mr. Klok. (untrue)

To find out why this whole show was a bad idea to begin with, read Is the Magic Gone in Las Vegas? by VT contributing columnist Mrs Horn.



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 donnymac66 posted on Thursday, 26th April 2007 - 11:58 pm

If Pam freaks out who's next in line?
Jenny McCarthy?
Jenna Jameson?
Andy Dick?



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