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Carmen Electra Short Circuits, Pamela Anderson To Join Planet Ho Show - Borat Bee Lines to Vegas
Soft porn model Carmen Electra short circuited last week during rehearsals for the upcoming "Beauty of Magic" show starring Hans Klok at Planet Ho(llywood). Norm Clark at the R-J reported that Ms. Electra-Navarro had numerous hissyfits and breakdowns during last weeks final preperations for the show. Not that anyone is surprised - she's about as stable as a table made of jello. Whether or not Ms. Electra was tick-tocked off at Klok is anybodys guess.
In keeping with the P-Ho theme, Mr. Klok hasn't snoozed on finding a replacement for Ms. Electra. The new "Beauty" is Ms. Pamela Anderson Lee Anderson Rock Anderson Rock Anderson (Lee?), the bodaciously enhanced Baywatch alumni known as CJ Parker. Ms. A-L-A-R-A-R-A (L?) joins soon to be departing David Hassellhoff in the Las Vegas Entertainment Pantheon of Highly Talented People currently performing in Las Vegas
To announce the deal, Pam jumped out of a cardboard box at P-Ho's Extra Lounge. After making her appearance, Ms. Anderson said "My kids are going to love this, this is my dream of being a Vegas showgirl come true."
In related news, Borat Sagdiev, roving reporter from Kazahkstan, is reportedly en route to Las Vegas in hopes of having receiving hand-relief from Ms. Anderson or Mr. Klok. (untrue)
To find out why this whole show was a bad idea to begin with, read Is the Magic Gone in Las Vegas? by VT contributing columnist Mrs Horn.

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