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Happy 65th Birthday - Wayne Fucking Newton!

By Chuckmonster on Tuesday, 3rd April 2007 11:58am
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On this day, 65 years ago, the Lord brought unto this earth a special gift unparalleled in the history of history for as long as it has been kept track of. A present for the ages, wrapped in banjo strings, horse feathers, native American lore, mythical voodoo and a shroud of less than accurate accounting procedures.

Yes. The Lord Almighty brought unto this earth his second begotten son... astrophysicist, healer, singer of song, breeder of steed, military general (sort of), target for taxmen, all around good guy.

Let us all take a moment today to say "Danke Schoen" to which ever Lord you are most attached to, for this Lord hath brought us the one and only... Carson Wayne Fucking Newton. That's Mr. Las Vegas to you, punk, bow down.

From all of us to all of you we wish you...


HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY WAYNE!

Add your birthday wish for Wayne in the Official Wayne F. Newton Appreciation Thread





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