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Wayne Fucking Newton Belts out Viva Las Vegas at NBA All Star Game
Ladies and gentlemen... YOUR American Idol - WAYNE FUCKING NEWTON was bestowed the honor of belting out Viva Las Vegas at the NBA All Star Game over the weekend. Did Wayne solicit contributions to help pay his 2006 IRS tab in advance? Did he ride one of his fancy horses onto the stage? Did he grab Prince's guitar and hold it in a faux-phallus silhouette? Did he solicit contributions to the Republican National Committe? Did he sing in tune?
The answers to all the above questions, of course are... no. But we LOVE WFN and he could burp into a kazoo and we'll throw our panties at him. He is, after all, Mr. Las Vegas.

As if crooning 'Viva Las Vegas' weren't enough, the Troubador with a Pompador strapped on a banjo and rocked out to James Brown's 'I Feel Good' while a flurry of strobe lights flickered through out his supremely unfunky display.
What could top this? A rousing rendition of WFN's signature song, 'Danke Schoen' of course... if only he was joined onstage by Matthew Broderick. Sheesh.
"I Feel Good" with a banjo? Seriously Wayne... you've outdone yourself.

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