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Jingle Bells, The Plaza Smells

By Chuckmonster on Friday, 16th December 2005 12:08pm
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It's A Holiday Sing-A-Long Plowing thru my dough,
In single deck blackjack
O'er the felt they go,
All my chips, bye bye

Bells on slots they ring,
Making hopes fly high
What fun it is to cheer
and curse a Vegas tune tonight

Jingle Bells Wayne Newton Smells
Buffet serves week old eggs
The monorail has lost its wheel
And my pants are at Mandalay

Jingle Bells My Room Smells
Just pawned my wooden leg
Barfed beer off the Stratosphere
Rained down on the Valet

(and for the ladies)

A Day or Two ago
Playing Blackjack at The Nug
I lost the stake I brought with me
I've got a Jacks or Better bug

So I headed to Trop
In a skirt and skimpy top
Stroked the leg of a well heeled man
In exchange for stuff at the Forum Shops

OHHHH... Jingle Bells The Plaza smells
I like Teller more than Penn
Megabucks at Aladdin sucks
Wheel o' Fortune? Screwed again

Jingle bells, the Wynn is swell
And the room service arrives on time
But im beaten down somewhere downtown
With only 10 bucks left of play

(everybody now)

In the city they call Sin
The Mayor He Loves His Gin
I guess I'll walk to MGM
Dodge pornslappers again

Will I tell my friends
When this trip comes to an end
I was a hot tub toy for Siegfried and Roy
Rita Rudner - she joined in!

OHHHH... Jingle Bells The Plaza smells
I like Teller more than Penn
Megabucks at Aladdin sucks
Wheel o' Fortune? Screwed again

Jingle bells, the Wynn is swell
And the room service arrives on time
But im beaten down somewhere downtown
With only 10 bucks left of play

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