Grand Theft Auto: Las Venturas

Guest columnist Carl Johnson takes us on a tour of Las Venturas

Posted by Carl 'CJ' Johnson

I arrived on Friday afternoon and checked into my room at The Camel's Toe. Room service was pretty good but the coffee was cold. I popped a cap in the delivery boy when he came back with a fresh pot.

After burying the body in the desert, I headed over to the Come-A-Lot Casino where I think I bumped into Elvis.

This is the big bertha Buddah slot machine at the Four Dragons casino. I lost... bitches.

While at the Four Dragons, I played a little roulette too. I lost, so I had to kill the dealer with a big purple dildo.

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