The Two-Bedroom Penthouse Suite at Bellagio: If I Must

The VegasTripping Review 2015

Posted by MikeE

Something - I couldn't even tell you what - hangs in the center of the room. And then its "language" is carried over to the curtains. If this is "art" then let me show you the piss patterns I've created in the desert sands lining the I-15.

Bellagio Penthouse Art

The whole living space with curtains open revealing the arched windows exclusive to the top floor. Whatever. I've stayed in a Grand Lakeview Suite.

Bellagio Penthouse Living

The first bedroom. A study in strong contrasts. Dark browns against whites, vinyls against patterned bedding and a mohair ottoman.

Bellagio Penthouse Bedroom

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Jesus Christ, Mike.

Mike, Jesus Christ.

The extra 6" of wall before the ceiling really says something.

Wow, another great review.

"Yea but we're never really in the room." - Vegas Poors

Sign me up! If only I could get them to include the connecting third bedroom in my Mlife website price.

How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen The Grand Lakeview Suite?

I'm sure Jimbo was holding his breath until he got to page 6.

And, I've never read a more compelling intro than this one. Mike_E outdid himself.

How of the other half of the 1% live........ ;)

"Yea but we're never really in the room.- Vegas Poors"

Best comment ever, because it articulates exactly how I feel when I travel to Vegas and visit my friends in their lesser than my giant suite accommodations. Thank you for this. Now I can perfectly articulate my Vegas superiority and assholery, well except to Mike E, he still has me beat, for now....

I'd have felt a whole lot worse about myself when reading this review if I knew just how much smaller this piddly penthouse is compared to the vast expanses of the Grand Lakeview Suite.

Nice to see Bellagio has been updating its rooms to stay at/near the top of the Vegas food chain.

Could do with a bigger fuck bench in that steam shower.

Well written good sir.

Personally, the colors in the room itself do not do it for me. I don't love it, but I don't hate it either. It is possible per the last page that it just doesn't photograph well.



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