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Last edit: encompassingimages on Tuesday, 25th January 2011 11:00 pm
Last response by Does43 15th February 1:58am

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Best looking casino cocktail waitresses:
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was:
Best Win:
Worst Loss:
Shittiest meal:
Most common hooker name:
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll:
Favorite gaming machine:
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas:
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas:
Favorite / Best dealer:
Best Strip Club:
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before:

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 encompassingimages responded on Tuesday, 25th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Southpoint
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: girl in thong bikini at Palms
Best Win: Binions #8 roulette $720.00
Worst Loss: Stratosphere Let it Ride over an hour or so
Shittiest meal: Binions restaurant in the basement..moldy garlic bread
Most common hooker name: Chastity
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Revolution @ Mirage
Favorite gaming machine: Video Poker
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Jump off the Stratosphere
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: Lady lose 5 grand in 3 spins on the roulette wheel at M resort. ouch..
Favorite / Best dealer: Can't remember her name but a super hot chick at the blackjack table at the Playboy club.
Best Strip Club: ALL
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before:NONE...haha

 BigHoss responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Wynn
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: My wife, second place is that girl at breakfast at Society Cafe
Best Win: The old Asian woman at Gold Coast who threw the dice for about 50 minutes
Worst Loss: Monte Carlo: set point, seven out, set point, seven out, set point, seven out, set point, seven out, set point, seven out, set point, seven out, screw this.
Shittiest meal: MGM Grand buffet
Most common hooker name: Tonya
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Main Street Station or Binions
Favorite gaming machine: full-pay Deuces
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: I'm totally calm out there
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: five-digit craps props hitting
Favorite / Best dealer: Crystal at Binion's
Best Strip Club: I'm totally calm out there
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: I'm totally calm out there

 Spyder replied on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

You old softy, suckin up to the wife like that (or does she read this stuff...... Hi Mrs.Hoss!!!)

 BigHoss replied on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

I learned long ago to always respect your wife right before you comment on the chica with enormous tatas at the next table. It often helps soften the reaction. As far as her reading VT, usually it's only at my urging (sometimes insistence). And I think her chuckles are usually more out of pity than thinking any of us are amusing. Kind of a funny-haha or funny-strange thing.

 StudiodeKadent responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Keep in mind my only experience so far is of Bellagio, Aria and MGM Grand (and 2 hours at Monte Carlo). Thus, this response is the product of unrepresentative sampling.

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Bellagio. Very well-presented cleavages.
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: N/A. Was too busy gambling and drinking and eating to think about sex TOO much, but Zumanity was great. Have not yet been to the Playboy Club (will rectify that soon-ish).
Best Win: Bellagio. Blackjack tables.
Worst Loss: Aria. Blackjack tables. Had a bad morning that day. Recovered though.
Shittiest meal: Eggs benedict at Cafe Vettro at Aria. Bland and unremarkable.
Most common hooker name: N/A. Did not converse to anyone I'd identify as a prostitute.
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Any blackjack table if you play your cards right.
Favorite gaming machine: I don't play slots.
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: The Big Shot at the Stratosphere was pretty exciting.
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: Nothing too shocking. What can I say?
Favorite / Best dealer: Salley at the Bellagio, for the aforementioned "best win."
Best Strip Club: Did not visit any.
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: N/A. I didn't have a single hangover (!) and I never got drunk to the point of forgetting anything. On the bright side I have all those wonderful memories.


 jinx73 responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Wynncore wins here, although 2 months after Red Rock opened still reigns as the best collection I've ever seen at one time. Points to IP for being the beautiful break in spot for waitresses.
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Too many to name, but last trip, two working girls at 9 in the morning in Bill's parking garage on their way to their car. Also on same trip, early 20's girl in short black cocktail dress that decided to sing on a raised stage at Bills, good thing (for her) she didn't forget her underwear.
Best Win:4k royal at PH in the old high limit room on the 2nd floor, $1 Bonus Poker
Worst Loss: Tilt session at Monte Carlo/NYNY last year, chasing losses even after winning fairly large at video roulette and baccarat.
Shittiest meal: Can't remember a bad one in Vegas, although friends have advised that Cabo Wabo had awful food (i haven't eaten there).
Most common hooker name: Natalie
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Rhumbar at Mirage
Favorite gaming machine: WSOP Video Poker machine that was around for a while, currently video Ultimate Texas Holdem
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Well now, that's privileged information, saved and shared during meetups with other fanatics and mostly kept out of trip reports.
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: Maybe not the wildest, but one I remember well, checking into IP, hitting first bank of elevators at about 11pm at night, with 60 year old guy, going in and out of elevators, saying Beep Beep Im the road runner, before his wife dragged him in and up to go back to the room.
Favorite / Best dealer: IP Craps dealers are about the only ones I remember, and most have moved to box/floor
Best Strip Club: Cheetahs (this might fit in a worst loss story too)
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: Since I do a lot of solo trips, I don't have to worry too much about people recanting stories. But I'd guess if someone would have been around, the night that Cabo Wabo decided to free pour tequila for me for the night, and before I realized I was drunk, I was bombed, I somehow made it back to Bellagio, took contacts out, got in bed and crashed, woke up the next morning and couldn't remember anything from the point I left CW, and noticed that getting into bed must have been a bit of a disaster as the glass coverings on the table by bedside was approx. 50% off with the lamp on it.

 RockChickX51 responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: CAESARS

The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: MYSELF

Best Win: $1000 OF A $100 BET ON A ROULETTE TABLE

Worst Loss: RANDOM SLOT LOSSES HERE AND THERE (NOT A BIG GAMBLER)

Shittiest meal: BUFFET AT FLAMINGO

Most common hooker name: HEIDI

Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: IMPERIAL PALACE

Favorite gaming machine: RAPID ROULETTE

Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas:
TAKEN ESCTASY AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GO TO THE TERRACE AT GHOSTBAR. MIND YOU, THE THOUGHT WENT THROUGH MY HEAD SEVERAL TIMES TO JUMP INTO THE LIGHTS OF THE VEGAS STRIP. PLAYBOY CLUB SHORTLY AFTER,
HOT CHICKS + BOOBS + X = WE HAVE TO LEAVE BEFORE SOMEONE GETS RAPED

Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas:
ON THE TRAM FROM TI TO MIRAGE. WHOLE TRAM IS EMPTY EXCEPT MY HUSBAND, ME, AND HIS TWO UNCLES...CREEPY GUY GETS ON THE TRAM...AND HAS TO SIT IN THE SEAT RIGHT BETWEEN MY HUSBANDS TWO UNCLES. THEN HE PROCEEDS TO PUT HIS ARM UP AROUND ONE OF THE UNCLES...AND RODE THAT WAY ALL THE WAY TO MIRAGE

Favorite / Best dealer: NONE....

Best Strip Club:
GLITTER GULCH (FOR THE ATMOSPHERE....NOT THE GIRLS)

And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before:
WOKE UP AT 3PM ONE DAY. HUSBAND SAID HE'D BEEN AWAKE SINCE 11AM. SEVERAL HITS OF X THE NIGHT BEFORE, PLUS XANAX TO TRY AND FALL ASLEEP, AND I ENDED UP PUTTING MYSELF IN A DRUG INDUCED COMA. THE NIGHT BEFORE WAS A COMPLETE BLACKOUT....SO THAT'S PROBABLY THE CRAZIEST NIGHT I DONT REMEMBER




 donnymac66 replied on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Sorry for creeping out your uncles.

And I don't think I've seen many Cocktail Servers at Caesars under the age of 70. YMMV

 MFP01 replied on Thursday, 27th January 2011

I second that on the buffet at The Flamingo.

 Does43 replied on Monday, 14th February 2011

Im from the Netherlands and therefore see my chair of parties, but you really rock in Vegas. Good for you. Great post! Lol

 parchedearth responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses:PHo
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was:teenage prostitute in thong bikini at Fashion Mall food court (with her pimp).
Best Win: $3500 roulette at Mansion
Worst Loss: 18 straight losing hands of blackjack
Shittiest meal: buffet at Primm resort
Most common hooker name: Nicky (Nicole, Nicolette)
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: O'Sheas front bar
Favorite gaming machine: LOTR slot machine
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: 32 drink pub crawl
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: pimp and ho fight in Rio
Best Strip Club: OG (daytime booths are crazy)

 jammoral responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Aria
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Blonde walking from elevator in Luxor to Casino, I was not the only man who noticed her, 2 guys propositon her , she turned both down
Best Win:
Worst Loss: 200.00 in BJ at Golden Nugget in 15 min. Dealer got 5 blackjacks in a row
Shittiest meal: popcorn at Fremont tasted like they spayed oil on it
Most common hooker name: not sure
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: at BJ table when it's full
Favorite gaming machine: Jackpot Party
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: walking back to the hotel down th estrip at 7 in the morning
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: a couple walking down the strip plastered, the guy had to keep his gf from walking to walls and he would have to stop to figure out where he was at
Favorite / Best dealer:
Best Strip Club:never been to one
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: me or my wife can not remember what happen

 jammoral replied on Friday, 28th January 2011

Missed this one Best Win: 2000.00 on 0.50 Video Poker

 jinx73 responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

President Not Sure was a hooker?

 Spyder responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: I once fell in love at TI, then Caesars, then Wynn. The beauty is everywhere
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: My wife on our wedding day (thanks BigHoss!) other than that, the crazy Venezuelan Boob Jack dealer that killed me at the Plaza
Best Win: 5 Buckets of quarters at Strat, still not sure how much it was
Worst Loss: Every other time I go there
Shittiest meal: Any Buffet as of late
Most common hooker name: Roy (I always attract the wrong people)
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Casino Royal, and it takes for ever!!
Favorite gaming machine: Video Poker / Dealertainer Rapid Roulette at IP
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: uhhhhh, way to many trips, but see my story about Ron Jeremy....
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: Too tuff to decide on one thing.Lets all meet up and discuss this in person
Favorite / Best dealer: see the hottest person answer
Best Strip Club: Spearmint Rhino (the wife loves that one)
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: Ask DonnyMac, he has to remind me every night. That's why his camera takes video!!

 CWatts26 responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011




Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Planet Hollywood

The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Brunette with booty by Fashion show mall.

Best Win: 100 at craps in main st station.

Worst Loss: 100 dollar back to back nights at the Sportsbook

Shittiest meal: Hooters Hot- Wings.

Most common hooker name: Amber

Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Slots A Fun.

Favorite gaming machine: sigma Derby horse racing MGM.

Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: fell asleep at 11pm due to my flight medication.


Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: chicks at osheas playing beer pong :)

Favorite / Best dealer: Ed Slots A Fun

Best Strip Club: Glitter Gulch

And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: Can't remember.

 encompassingimages responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

I change my answer...Favorite gaming machine is the horse derby game at MGM..AMEN

 vespajet responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011


Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Wynncore
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: The Boobjack dealer at the Golden Nugget that looked like Jenny McCarthy crossed with Charlize Theron.
Best Win: $500 on a penny slot.
Worst Loss: $100 in less than 5 minutes at craps at the Venetian my first trip.
Shittiest meal: Breakfast at Teahouse (Impotent Palace) my second trip.
Most common hooker name: Carmen
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Fremont
Favorite gaming machine: Rock You Queen
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: I plead the fifth....
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: A few sex acts in the Hideaway pool at the Golden Nugget.
Favorite / Best dealer: The graveyard craps crew at Binion's.
Best Strip Club: Girls of Glitter Gulch by default, as it's the only one in Vegas I been to.
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: That hasn't happened yet....

 fersure replied on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

The Boobjack dealer at the Golden Nugget that looked like Jenny McCarthy crossed with Charlize Theron.

I concur...and she is one of the fastest dealers around. The House must love her!

 saharalv responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: I'm only attracted to the ones that bring me drinks every 7 minutes.

The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: My wife at the pool at the Mirage. It was like 112 degrees outside!

Best Win: RF at TI, 4 Deuces X2 at Mirage all within 24 hours.

Worst Loss: RF at MC playing 1 quarter.

Shittiest meal: Liquid egg platter at the Sahara.

Most common hooker name: I don't know their names.

Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Fat Tuesday. ewww.

Favorite gaming machine: Anything that pays.

Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Bum rushed the stage at Believe and screamed like a little girl through the entire show.

Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: The Mirage pool chairs all reserved by towels at 8:45 in the morning.

Favorite / Best dealer: The ones that cannot count.

Best Strip Club: Craftsteak.

And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: My wife holding me up the entire time while walking from the MB to the Mirage. I guess I tried to get her to jump into the Bellagio fountains and told her that I was going to punch some dude performing with a monkey. Apparently, seeing Tom Jones live and drinking 7 or 8 high alc. content beers at Burger Bar will do it.

 blackjacker1979 responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Ballys (4am-12pm shift)

The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Penn Jillette (I like em tall.)

Best Win: Blackjack at Excalibur, you get paid in 2.50 chips!

Worst Loss: Appetite after seeing BeLIEve.

Shittiest meal: Anything attached to Toby Keith.

Most common hooker name: Bill and/or Chris

Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Parasol Down (Only applies with MikeE present)

Favorite gaming machine: CasinoCash

Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Restrained my heckling of Rita Rudner

Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: Rita Rudner

Favorite / Best dealer: Anyone on the Flamingo I-15 bridge after 11pm.

Best Strip Club: Pure

And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: Any told by my host.

 TheVegasKing responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Planet Hollywood

The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Dave Navarro (blonde on his arm a close 2nd)

Best Win: Midnight Craps at Sahara (Shooter didn't want odds on his $75 passline bets but it didn't stop him from hitting close to a dozen points)

Worst Loss: 2008 NBA Finals Game 6 (Went Heavy on the Lakers a year too soon)


Shittiest meal: When I'm drunk and always end up with a Subway Meatball Foot Long.

Most common hooker name: Mom

Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Slots A Fun Happy Hour.

Favorite gaming machine: Don't play the machines so I guess Rapid Craps at Bill's is the closest thing that counts.


Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Locked out of my room at Bally's around 4 AM, just crashed on the couch in the elevator lobby until some kid and his dad woke me up around 8.

Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: Porn slapper wearing black jeans and a Daffy Duck sweatshirt in the middle of August.

Favorite / Best dealer: Ed from Slots A Fun, I'm pretty sure this guy legally can't get within 100 yards of a public school.

Best Strip Club: Vegas Strip Club Virgin.

And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: Still feel bad about this one. Apparently I shook some dirty looking bums hand and when my friends gave me shit about it I preceded to lick said hand screaming who gives a shit. Oh boy.


 BillDonovan responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: are the young babes at the New Orleans
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Carmen Electra, new years eve 2009
Best Win: 5 figures
Worst Loss: 4 figures
Shittiest meal: They all taste good when buzzed at 3am
Most common stripper name: Kiki
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: O’Sheas
Favorite gaming: The Sportsbook
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: 2 chicks going down on each other in the back of a cab
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: was sitting in the back seat with them while the above was happening
Favorite / Best dealers: are at the Mirage
Best Strip Club: Spearmint
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: making out with 5 different women from a bachelorette party, in the bar

 fersure responded on Wednesday, 26th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Wynn/Encore, poolside at Golden Nugget.

The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Chastity, the pro that came on to me while playing VP at the Hilton...smokin while smoking!

Best Win: 1,400 in 2 hours playing BJ at the Golden Nugget (14xs bankroll)

Worst Loss: A particularly egregious three hours the next night at the Golden Nugget...easy come, too easily go.

Shittiest meal: Sahara buffet, two weeks before it closed.

Most common hooker name: Some combinatation of Brittany.

Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Tequilla shots while playing blackjack at the El Cortez (not "free shots," but its pretty easy to tread water at ElCo and pay the server a couple of bucks)

Favorite gaming machine: Penny monopoly by the indoor boobjack pit/Golddiggers entrance at Golden Nugget.

Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Being the best man at an Elvis wedding; at 21, accidently betting my first $100 chip ever at the Mirage (and losing).

Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: A guy betting $1,000 a hand at a $5 table (he had the limit raised) and instructing his wife/gf/hooker to make every wrong play in the book.

Favorite / Best dealer: Boobjack by the sportsbook (pays 3:2) or pool (6:5) of the Golden Nugget, and, strangely, boobjack at the Golden Gate. (Black bikinis and dealers in white shirts black suspenders, plus the smell of water-logged hotdogs...it works)

Best Strip Club: Don't partake.

 levans responded on Thursday, 27th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: The ladies at Mandalay Bay
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Enrigue Iglesas getting out of an elevator at 3 am at PH whiel staying up all night before my flight home. Or porn star Houston at a Robert Schimmel show.
Best Win: $375.00 at The wynn on the slots with a $5.00 investment
Worst Loss: Havent had one. I knw when to walk away.
Shittiest meal: The buffet at Flamingo. The mashed potatoes were hard.
Most common hooker name: Hookers have names?
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Freemont Street
Favorite gaming machine: The slots at NYNY right by the Harley Davinson store. They always pay off for me.
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Took the $375 i won at the Wynn and spent half of it at a massage parlor behind the McDonald's past the Sahara.
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: A cougar with her boy toy at the Walgreen's near MGM. She insulted him every chance she got and every other word suggested he was dumb as a stump. He took every comment and even caried their bags out.
Favorite / Best dealer: The ones that deal me the best hands.
Best Strip Club: Glitter Gulch just because it sits out in the open on Fremont.
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: None, I am pretty well behaved.


 MinVegas responded on Thursday, 27th January 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: appear only late at night, after you've already had mind-bendingly too much alcohol, outside the old CityCenter residential sales office or between Planet Hollywood and Paris. Strange how many of them have foreign accents.

The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: Two not unattractive looking ladies entering Paris who then started making out while inside. What the ...

Best Win: $1200 at Wynn, on a "no chance of loss" bonus spin of all things.

Worst Loss: Can't afford to have one.

Shittiest meal: Luxor buffet. Not for food, but for the lack of service.

Most common hooker name: Jennifer, simply because this entry exists only as an invitation for everyone to write in their ex-girlfriend's name. And yeah, Jennifer was quite a slut.

Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Very infrequently.

Favorite gaming machine: Video poker or 800/1600 Double Diamond, I guess.

Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Walked around through Aria and admired all the facilities with the ass seam (around the taint area) of my pants completely ripped open for most the world to see. Unintentional, much shame was felt later.

Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: Fights in the middle of the road count?

Favorite / Best dealer: The robot that doesn't need a tip.

Best Strip Club: Again, need more robots.

 Does43 responded on Tuesday, 15th February 2011

Best looking casino cocktail waitresses: Aria Waitress, a girl from Prague, forgot her name but damm, she was hot.
The hottest person you saw in Vegas was: My wife, 2 nd the girl from Prague.
Best Win:$.14.000,00 on 3 slot machines within 1 hour, some years ago in the Bellagio.
Worst Loss: About $.4.000,00 playing Black Jack with a buddy. While we were sober it went well, after a few drinks the hands were bigger and worse.
Shittiest meal: The chinese restaurant in Bellagio, but I dont like Chinese food.
Most common hooker name: Tiger
Best place to get drunk and not spend your whole bankroll: Caramel / Bellagio
Favorite gaming machine: anything with a lot of bonus extra's, preffer digital machines above the regular ones.
Wildest thing you’ve done in Vegas: Went to the bank (Bellagio) with two friends and spend around $.6.000,00 on champagne (to give away).
Wildest thing you’ve seen in Vegas: My buddy from Scotland was so drunk, goodnt make the corner and fell into a crapstabel, and got away with it.
Favorite / Best dealer: Any Black Jack dealer giving me good hands.
Best Strip Club: Never been to one in Vegas, any suggestions?
And the final question…Craziest story you had to be told about what you did from the night before: See the night in de The Bank.